LOCATION: IN YOUR PANTS

Apr 14, 2008 14:13

[PUPPY RYOUTOU IS BACK. AND HE IS IN YOUR PANTLEG, SNOOZING.]

[IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING PANTS, HE IS IN YOUR SHIRT AND/OR CLEAVAGE.]

[IF YOU ARE NAKED, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.]

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[EDIT: Disregard the above text! RYOUTOU HAS JUST BEEN EATEN BY KRAKEN and is now once again human.]

OKAY, SERIOUSLY. I NEED ONE OF THOSE FUNNEL THINGS THAT MAKES YOUR VOICE LOUDER AND/OR ONE OF THOSE SOUND-MAKEY THINGS THAT COMES WITH THE LAPTOPS AND LETS YOU HEAR MUSIC. OR HEY, LOUDSPEAKER, MAYBE I COULD GET YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE? MAYBE YOU COULD ANNOY SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT FOR A CHANGE!
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