[Hotel reception]

[inpignation]

Alright, guys, here's how this works for those of you who are new. Back last Summer, I - that'd be one Emperor Peony, huh - got asked to hold a collection of barbecues for you kids, for those of you who were feeling kind of lonely or needed advice or, well, were just hungry, right? --I figure it's about the time of year I started that all back up,

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[somnamburapist]

Ahh, that does sound pleasant.

[inpignation]

Hah! It's the least I can do, after all; it's kind of unfair for camp to bring in new guys right in the middle of a continuing snowstorm.

[somnamburapist]

The weather seemed to be behaving itself yesterday. I had a lovely tea party.

[inpignation]

--well! Maybe it's burning itself out, huh. --that or whatever snow does, at least. I'm not so much for the 'party' at present, but I've got the hot tea, right?

[occultisfinetoo]

That sounds great! I just got here yesterday, after all... Wow, are you really an Emperor?

[inpignation]

Right, right! It's about that time of the month, huh. Of course! What, I don't look it?

[occultisfinetoo]

Time of the month? Oh, no, I didn't mean that! I've just never met a real emperor before!

[inpignation]

New kids tend to come in groups, huh. Call it about once a month. --well! You're lucky I'm all accomodating, right?

[follow_3_steps]

That's real nice of you. Do you have a cellphone I could borrow?

[inpignation]

Hahah! Afraid I'm from kind of the wrong place and time for that, huh. What, the laptops can't do stuff like that for you?

[follow_3_steps]

I just want to call home is all.

[inpignation]

--ah, right, right. I'm afraid I don't, huh. --but you'll find it a little hard to do so around here either way.

[moerines]

That sounds lovely. ♥ I just baked some banana bread, is that all right?

[inpignation]

Hahah! Perfect! I've got to be a little wary of cooking in here, after all.

[moerines]

Are you in your room? I don't think I've ever seen it, have I?

[inpignation]

I'm in the foyer area, actually; there's really not enough space for something like this otherwise, and even now I'm kind of running the risk of smoking the place out. Still, you're welcome to come have a look, right?

[icanhasseeing]

What are rappigs?

[inpignation]

[is, in fact, in the rafters]

[icanhasseeing]

Are you on errantry?

[<--- Thinks you're a wizard like him]

[inpignation]

[... oink?]