[This is some serious business, and totally locked from Dahlia]

[defrestsinpeace]

I'm sure everyone is aware by now, that dangerous persons are not exempt from finding themselves here. Yesterday, a very dangerous person from my own world arrived. Though she does not have the sort of power some threats may have, she should absolutely be taken seriously. Her true power lies in being utterly convincing as a sweet and innocent

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[svati_arcturus]

...Wow that's alarming

A-audience, reporting for possible lulz.

[minormajor]

SERIOUSLY it looks like a caterpillar died on her face.

[svati_arcturus]

Photoshop can work wonders.

[minormajor]

What's photoshop? A mustache store?

[minormajor]

...That is one ugly bitch.

[defrestsinpeace]

She doesn't really have a mustache. Ryoutou do not even speak to her.

[minormajor]

...Because she'll rape me?

[defrestsinpeace]

Because she will convince you that she is an innocent girl in need of your protection. She will use you as long as you are convenient, and will kill you if that is more so.

[parasol_hero]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind, Miss Fey.

[defrestsinpeace]

Mm. She can be very... convincing. But she is a sociopath and a murderer.

[parasol_hero]

Oh my god!! Well, I must say, it's a relief that people cannot stay dead around here, but what are we going to do about such an evil being in our midst?

[defrestsinpeace]

There isn't really much to do, not without a working legal system. I can only hope that I can prevent people from falling under her spell.

[voodoochef]

I had wondered about the moustache.

[defrestsinpeace]

Ah, Mr. Minagawa. I had been looking for you especially.

[voodoochef]

Ah?

[defrestsinpeace]

Her murder method of choice is poison, particularly in public places and eateries. I know how you value the professional atmosphere of the Mess Hall and so I thought you would appreciate the heads up.

[betterthangeico]

...Miss Fey.

[defrestsinpeace]

The picture is... mostly accurate. But the sentiment is close enough. Dahlia Hawthorn is possibly the most dangerous person I've ever known.

[betterthangeico]

...I see.

[defrestsinpeace]

She'll do her best to convince you otherwise, but it's all an act.