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[bearly_legal]

[Someone has very carefully set up a hunting trap net in the woods, where the ground is still somewhat blanketed with snow. The area is quiet save for the twittering of birds toucans, and the occasional quantum brainwaves acting as radar for one particular target.

A pilot loli also checks her gun from behind the bushes.]

[[The target is specific

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[kyriosly]

[lalalala it's a beautiful day]

[kyriosly]

[I am taking a very nice walk in the woods. Surely there is nothing here trappier than Tieria]

[kyriosly]

[-- what's this? A net?

o sob, tieria, not even your giant pink cardigans could prepare me for being caught by lolis in the woods]

[bearly_legal]

[looking up, but hey, who's that pokemon?!]

A fitting end, Subject E-57.

[owlneeder]

[watching the exchange and being generally confused]

[bearly_legal]

Stay back.

[owlneeder]

Oh don't worry about that, I don't wanna end up like that dude.

[bearly_legal]

And watch out for the rest of the traps.

[anablemaster]

[. . . oh you people.]

Soma.

[bearly_legal]

Chrome?

Watch your step, please. There are other traps around.

[anablemaster]

Let him go.

[bearly_legal]

Not before we're done talking. There is so much I need to ask.

[durandork]

:: pulling his dog out of a hole. >: ::

[bearly_legal]

[well, sorry >> ]

[durandork]

How did that get the--

:: now he notices everything else that's going on. ::

S-Soma? What's going on here?!

[bearly_legal]

Please stay back, Junior.

Unless you have a weapon on you.