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[rlygoodlasagne]

*Those in the general vicinity of the lake are likely to hear something...rather odd today. Something that can only be described as a series of bloop, bloop, bloops.*

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[spiderman_ver_4]

[whyyyyy is there one attached to my sandal sdakjdlk]

...gonna jump to conclusions here and ask if you'd happen to know anything about this, mustache geezer.

[parasol_hero]

Before you ask me, let me make it clear I have no idea. I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt, if only because the alternative is rather unpalatable to contemplate, to say the least.

[spiderman_ver_4]

For the sake of my mind, I'm gonna assume he had some kinda test-tube DNA mix-up.

...it's trying to get friendly with my leg.

[parasol_hero]

Or perhaps he's finally put the Kisling Squid Ring theory into practice!

Oh, for the love of--! [grabbing him round the waist and JUMPING UP INTO A CONVENIENT TREE]

[spiderman_ver_4]

Kisling Squid Ring theory?

[pissed for about .03 seconds, then starts laughing]...tryin' to babysit me? Geez.

[parasol_hero]

I don't know the first thing about it, only that it gained him enough academic acclaim to let us gain admittance to the Madril Research Centre!

[sitting down] No, I'm trying to rescue you, fair damsel! [hairruffle]

[spiderman_ver_4]

...heh. Now I'll have to ask 'im about it.

Fair what? [grab and spidernoogie of d00m] Your fair damsels usually able to produce their own weapons arsenal?

[parasol_hero]

I admit a certain measure of curiosity about it myself.

[squeals and tries to get awaaaaay]
Given how I've been known to give that title to Sakon before...then, yes.

[spiderman_ver_4]

[oh I hope you brought a hairbrush] Oi, correct me if I'm wrong, but neither of us stand around doin' nothing and screaming for help.

[parasol_hero]

[focussing on untying his ponytail and mussing his 'fro instead]
What in the world? I've never come across a damsel like that, here or at home!

[spiderman_ver_4]

[fending you off] 'Nother cultural misunderstanding...so how do you expect damsels in distress to act?

[parasol_hero]

[LATCHING ONTO and mussing for great justice]

Well, they usually find themselves in a situation out of their control and beyond their means to handle, that's when they send for a Hero!

[spiderman_ver_4]

[djlkjahk keywords] So it's more like a part-time thing.

[parasol_hero]

[TRAGIC FACE, despite having a perfectly normal conversation up innatree]

It's more that one's damsel-in-distressed-ness is dictated by the situation they're in!

[spiderman_ver_4]

I was just bein' sucked on by a squid thing...

...is that-uh-guy over there eatin' 'em?

[parasol_hero]

You have a bad history of creatures in this place trying to make the acquaintance of your leg. At this point, I felt it was better to err on the side of caution.

[looking over] That would be Cielo, or rather, Dyaus. He's...well, he's normally a he, at least, quite an affable guy, but his dietary needs are a bit hard to meet in this place.