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[astalavampire]

[Isn't camp just lovely, covered as it is with a thick blanket of white?  Sure, most everyone's trapped somewhere, and possibly too distracted with surviving to notice the sparkling, crystalline landscape.  Hopefully people aren't too distracted to notice something insidious happening down by the edge of the forest.  The snow seems to be gathering

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[heirofthedog]

...moving snowmen.

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*HELLLOOOOO LITTLE GIRL*

[heirofthedog]

Seriously?

[taking her sword and sheath out]

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*yes, seriously. Several Snow Goons are now lurching towards you.*

[get_sometail]

[I'll CRY if someone seriously DOES NOT KNOW about Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons]]

--Now that doesn't look like kid stuff!

[cuebattlemusic]

((IKNORITE I consider this a public service announcement.))

*but we like children. they're delicious frozen treats.*

[get_sometail]

[Boss fight, huh? CLEARLY the responsible thing is to...use Detect and find out what you're carrying that I can steal.]

[cuebattlemusic]

* Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goon is carrying: 1x Carrot, 50x Snowball. 3x Breath Mint! Also, engaging you.*

[sharpmaskedman]

... oh yes, I'm sure nothing terrible can come from this.

((OOC: Placeholder!))

[cuebattlemusic]

*oh come on. don't you have any holiday cheer?*

[sharpmaskedman]

[... and what holiday would this be, St. Patrick's Day? You fellows aren't leprechauns, begorra.]

Where's a salt truck when you need one...?

[cuebattlemusic]

*can we get away with solstice? Also, no salt trucks, but have some frost breath. :D*

[astalavampire]

...You must be kidding.

[ooc: totally placeholder for obvious reasons~]

[cuebattlemusic]

*yeah, Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons are always good for a laugh. Sometimes while they're eating you.*

[astalavampire]

[Yeah, about that. You'll have to be pretty fast to eat a Methuselah in haste mode -- is a blur as she's backing up and dodging, checking out the snowy horde for weaknesses~]

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*...yeah, that's not going to go so well for them. They seem pretty slow and sort of clumsy, really.

Also, they breathe cones of frost.*

[403rtfm]

[ignoring it]

[cuebattlemusic]

*lurching towards the loliwizard*

[403rtfm]

[pauses in her typing]

[looks up]

Oh, what now...

[cuebattlemusic]

*Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons. They may be familiar. Also, they want to vore you.*