[Location: YOUR CABIN]

[inpignation]

[Through the blinding white, something comes.]

[Those campers who know a certain Emperor probably wouldn't be so surprised to see him hiding in a large walled snow fort. He's a moron, after all. The unusual thing is more that it's moving, pushing through on treads with a snowplough at the front. Oh, and a snowball cannon sticking out the front.]

Comments

[papillondejade]

*IS ... DANCING AROUND IN THE SNOW IN A SECLUDED AREA OF CAMP?*

I AM THE WALRUUUUUUUUUUUS

[grown_a_bulge]

...

[lurking]

[papillondejade]

I am the eggman! They are the eggmen ♪

*does a little twirl*

[grown_a_bulge]

Are you now?

[papillondejade]

The real question should be, 'what's an eggman?' Hello, sir!

[grown_a_bulge]

We've met haven't we? Little girl, overly cheerful. Disapproving.

[papillondejade]

The weather wasn't so nice then. ♥ Didn't we introduce ourselves?

[grown_a_bulge]

Can't remember. Shouldn't eat you though.

[papillondejade]

That statement's a bit out of nowhere.

[grown_a_bulge]

Too happy, too unafraid. Prolly a bad idea.

[papillondejade]

Look, I can't really take 'I'M EVIL' in size-ten blinky font too seriously. It's a mental defensive thing!

[grown_a_bulge]

[S'UP]

[papillondejade]

HOLY CRAP.

[papillondejade]

*throws a snowball*

[grown_a_bulge]

[dodges it]

Right.

[papillondejade]

You could give someone a heart attack.