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[fu_loudspeaker]

IT'S FUCKING COLD.

ATTENTION CAMPERS. A BLIZZARD WARNING IS IN EFFECT. LOOKS LIKE IT'S FUCKING HUGE.

OH, IT'S HIT ALREADY? TOO FUCKING BAD. BURN EACH OTHER TO STAY WARM, I DON'T CARE.

HAVE FUN TUNNELING YOUR WAY OUT OF YOUR CABINS, SUCKERS.

Comments

[oztensibly]

I-I don't think burning people is the best way t-to deal w-with t-this problem

[shouta is in shorts :| ]

[pierrotlafraude]

Hey, hey Oz~! Look at all the snow~!

[oztensibly]

I-I see it, I see it!

[shivering]

[pierrotlafraude]

Shouldn't you start moving? ♥

[oztensibly]

I-I'm w-working o-on it. W-Why are you so c-calm?

[pierrotlafraude]

Did you expect anything else?

[oztensibly]

Y-You c-can't tell me you e-expected this.

[rubbing his hands together damn shouta shorts]

[pierrotlafraude]

I like to be prepared for the ridiculous, myself.

[oztensibly]

You would. Perhaps I should research this place more extensively.

[now has pimp jacket!]

[pierrotlafraude]

Hmm~. Perhaps you should.

*pops open a bag of gumdrops and flips one up and into his mouth*

[oztensibly]

Have you found anything of interest so far?

[digs through his candy bag]

[pierrotlafraude]

*sits back, letting him*

What do you think, Oz?

[oztensibly]

[takes out a lollipop]

I think this place is too confusing.

[pierrotlafraude]

Hohh . . . why do you say that?

[oztensibly]

It...distorts people. Not dying, relationships...it changes once you get here.

[pierrotlafraude]

. . . hmm. You learned about those creatures as well, then.