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[latrine_orderly]

"Anubial Dog Head?" Boy, the ACROSS base sure has a lot of strange things... I wonder what this button does..

((It's time to break out Daily Puppy, guys, because in this post, everyone is a dog. Except for Excel.

ETA: EXCEL IS TAKING A DOGNAP. Keep on being dogs. :

ETA2: Dang, guys, sleep is awesome.))

Comments

[on_a_parkbench]

... Children shouldn't be pressing strange buttons.

[latrine_orderly]

Dogs shouldn't be talking!

[on_a_parkbench]

You forget yourself.

[latrine_orderly]

Maybe, but you're a DOG.

[on_a_parkbench]

Alas, a fact that is not lost on me, dear.

[latrine_orderly]

And that means that I outrank you! Don't make me get a spritzer or a newspaper!

[on_a_parkbench]

I may look like a dog, but I assure you. I am not such an animal.

[latrine_orderly]

That's what they all say, even the ones that turn out later to be human!

[on_a_parkbench]

Is that so.

[latrine_orderly]

Well, of the ones who can talk.

[skyentific]

BUT BUTTONS ARE AWESOME.

[on_a_parkbench]

In the proper hands, perhaps.

[skyentific]

Aww, come on! You're a puppy! Why question it?

[on_a_parkbench]

I can't deny that there is a certain... allure this brings, it isn't my preferred state of being.

[skyentific]

...

You smell like science!

[on_a_parkbench]

And I can only assume that's good?