[locationally locked to the hospital]

[asthecrow_flies]

[in front of the hospital are two A-Tards, dragging along a third handcuffed and tied down to a bed. two out of the three look worse for wear, but since when has that stopped crazy retarded antics?]

I don't care if I need it or not, I'm not going! SO UNTIE ME ALREADY. YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!

(Aftermath of this!)

Comments

[parttime_fang]

Shut the fuck up! Think of it as part of your punishment, crow bastard!

[asthecrow_flies]

Punishment? For what? You still didn't tell me what I did!

[parttime_fang]

Fuck. Since when am I the goddamn storyteller?

[asthecrow_flies]

Since you two fuckers tied me to a bed! And Kazu hasn't been talking, so it's up to you!

[parttime_fang]

Fuck. You don't remember ANY of that?

[asthecrow_flies]

Any of WHAT?

[parttime_fang]

The warning you gave me about when to watch out for you made itself useful. I bet you can figure out the rest.

[asthecrow_flies]

[goes quiet for a moment, thinking]

What did I warn you guys about?

[asthecrow_flies]

[aaaand it clicks]

. . . fuck, no way.

[parttime_fang]

Why the would I make up something like that?

[asthecrow_flies]

Then -- wait, but I don't remember anything like that! Hell, I haven't seen that guy in weeks!

[parttime_fang]

Fuck. If it wasn't him, don't tell the fucking beanpole or you'll be buried under garlic or some shit like that.

[asthecrow_flies]

. . .

Untie me, Agito.

[parttime_fang]

Denied.

[asthecrow_flies]

Then give me the whole damn story so I can go kick that couch fucker's ass and know why I'm doing it.

[parttime_fang]

I don't know it. You turned up already fucked up and acting weird. I knocked your ass out of the treehouse to keep the damage to a minimum, but you fucked up the explosives bastard and the beanpole. We got enough of an attack together for that headache you have.