Anonymous post!

[letshilbertluv]

[Ignore my username here folks]

Normal service will resume shortly. Please remain calm.

No responsibility is taken by the laptops of the encampment if you suffer an existential crisis at this time. We apologise for the inconvenience.

Conditions apply. Apologies only redeemable for actual regret in the horsehead nebula, and Texas.

((Everyone

Comments

[cfudanon]

. . . Why am I even bothering?

[cfudanon]

I do not know.

[cfudanon]

For that matter, what happened?

[cfudanon]

There appears to have been a malfunction in the identification system.

[cfudanon]

...someone hurt the goat again didn't they.

[cfudanon]

Well... lemme think... tiger shark, manta ray, swamp rat with the size, temperament, and hairstyle of a rabid poodle...

Nope. No goats.

[cfudanon]

Fresh out is it? Does PETA know you've kidnapped their mascots?

[cfudanon]

Maybe they know, maybe they don't! Who gives a flying frittata what two raccoons think?

[cfudanon]

I'm not wearing underwear today.

[cfudanon]

I never wear underwear.

[cfudanon]

How's that working out for you?

[cfudanon]

Very nicely. It's nice to let everything air out.

[cfudanon]

I think I broke the internet.

[cfudanon]

Please fix it.

[cfudanon]

I'm workin' on it!

[cfud_anon]

Great job on that.

[cfudanon]

Nobody panic. I'm sure I can find the source of this problem and correct it.

[cfudanon]

I don't know, I'm trying, but I'm not getting anywhere so far.

[cfudanon]

. . .

It would appear that I must first remove a large number of "tags."

[cfudanon]

But we don't even use tags!