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[toiletseat_girl]

*somewhere out there in camp, someone is screaming*

Oh, fuck you, camp. Fuck you!

((. . . George has been at camp for nearly two and a half years, and she's never genderswitched. Also, I am evil. Edit: And now I must get some rest, but I'd love to continue threads tomorrow!))

Comments

[sweetuponthseat]

Excuse me, would you mind wrapping this up somewhere else? Outside your cabin maybe?

[toiletseat_girl]

This is my cabin. But this ISN'T my fucking body!

[sweetuponthseat]

....

[toiletseat_girl]

Laugh, and your Manolo Blahniks get it.

[height_rule]

Not bad.

[toiletseat_girl]

Yes, it is bad. Very, very bad. I'm --- I have a dick!

[height_rule]

I have one too. We're old friends even.

[toiletseat_girl]

But you're supposed to have one. Mine is like a -- a mutant thing. Which isn't supposed to be there.

[toiletseat_girl]

Where's the fun in that?

[toiletseat_girl]

Miss. Miss George Lass.

And I like my damn peace and quiet, too, that's why I'm pissed!

[artist_of_anger]

*Man I should get around to do that too... some day.*... You okay?

[vegan_megan]

*god yes, please*

She'll get over it. It happens to the best of us.

[artist_of_anger]

So who's todays lucky genderbender?

[vegan_megan]

My cabinmate George.

[u_jerk]

... oh yeah?

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah. Fuck it. And it's --- fuckery. All of it. I mean, look at me!

[u_jerk]

I'm looking.

...who am I looking at?

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . it's me. George.