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Things Cielo knows about sex:
- Opposite gendered people have sex to have babies and for fun.
- Same gendered people have sex to have fun, but they can't have babies.
- Heat and Serph are not having sex but should. Also, Sera should join them.
- The penis stops being floppy during sex.
- The penis does, in fact, apparently fit in the butt. Despite the comparative size of the hole and Serph's dick. Lube is involved someplace
- People are kind of weird about it.
- There's something called soft-core porn. It might be involved with sex, or it might not. Cielo has forgotten about this existing.
- Flowers do not equal sex.
- People tend to associate the internet with sex.
- Some people like being whipped to have sex. This involves something about fetishes.
- Fetishes mean anything can be sex, but it still has to involve genitals.
- People have to eat their own organs after masturbating in the pool.
- But there's still no eating other people, so sex still isn't cannibalism. Masturbation possibly is self-cannibalism, however.
Things Cielo has concluded after knowing all this:
Cielo is never having sex. Or masturbating.
((OOC: YES FINE I AM ENABLED XD Posted by Cielo's computer! He knows nothing of it. I may be a bit slow since my favorite idiot dog just got home from the vet and is being his disastrous self in the background
Edit: bed calls me goodnight))