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[mistress_ofevil]

Now, if everyone who is against the Forces of Evil would step over into the marked off area, I'm quite certain the gorillas and zombies I've placed there would be more than happy to deal with you. Quickly now, my dears.

((OUT. will pick up in a few hours))

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[swornmyoaths]

Who're the Forces of Evil?

[mistress_ofevil]

Myself, child, and anyone else who does not wish for that disgusting spiel about peace and love.

[swornmyoaths]

But ain't that kinda' a thing of opinion? Like in a battle folks usually think the other side's evil but they think the same right back at'cha.

[mistress_ofevil]

Don't be silly. I know quite well I am the Mistress of All Evil.

[swornmyoaths]

Well, of course, ma'am. I just meant people who're deciding whether they belong in the roped-off area or not!

[mistress_ofevil]

Better safe than sorry, I believe. Perhaps destroying them all would be the better decision.

[swornmyoaths]

But then there'd be nobody left at all.

[mistress_ofevil]

There are some who are wise enough to place their lots in with me.

[swornmyoaths]

But if it's just the people on your side left, where's the fun in that? No challenge!

[mistress_ofevil]

I think it'd be rather glorious.

[swornmyoaths]

But you'd run out of new people to subjugate.

[mistress_ofevil]

Why would I need new minions if I had old minions?

[swornmyoaths]

They might get rebellious!

[mistress_ofevil]

They wouldn't dare.

[swornmyoaths]

I dunno', minions from Camp's population? Not the best selection for sense!

[mistress_ofevil]

The ones I've encountered are smarter than the ones I have back home. An improvement already!