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[singlecrosser]

Okay, just as a warning - or maybe a public service announcement, I dunno - anyone who heads out to the Chapel might wanna keep their guard up. Some stone gargoyle's set up shop above the front door and dive-bombing is how it says hello. Maybe it thought we didn't have a gothic enough atmosphere; hell if I know. Anyway, my point is, watch your

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[singlecrosser]

What.

[singlecrosser]

Now why would I lie about something as serious as a gargoyle?

[heartmaidofgold]

Blowing it up sounds a bit harsh. Maybe if we talk to it politely, we can work things out...?

[singlecrosser]

It cuffed me in the head. I'm done being polite.

[heartmaidofgold]

Well that wasn't very nice! Here, let me try!

[singlecrosser]

...if you want, but be ready to duck.

[brokenclover]

. . .

[singlecrosser]

Hey, Himawari.

[brokenclover]

Are you all right?

[singlecrosser]

Oh, it only smacked me once. I'll be fine.

[_mrgrumpypants_]

...

[singlecrosser]

I think it's important to notify people of hazards, don't you?

[_mrgrumpypants_]

It is simply that you seem to welcome these sorts of situations...

[singlecrosser]

I don't welcome being hit in the head!

[durandork]

:: DROPS TO THE GROUND TO AVOID A DIVEBOMB. ::

[singlecrosser]

[pulls out a pistol and fires at it, which... suceeds in making it swerve away]

You right, Jr.?

[durandork]

Stupid stony bastard...

:: jumping back up to his feet. :: Yep! I'm fine.

[singlecrosser]

It hurts like a bitch if it actually clips you.