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[namelessfarrow]

[there is a cold pharaoh in snow.]

[he's cold because camp has decided to make him actually look like a pharaoh - which means gold. lots of it.]

[well, and the skirt inappropriate winter clothing.]

[do you know what happens when you lick frozen metal?]

. . .

Could someone help me remove this... tiger... from my... my outfit.

Please.

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[west_is_best]

Mmpgh mpgh mmp.

[namelessfarrow]

[tugs /:]

...why did you do that.

[west_is_best]

*m-my tongue*

It seemed like a good idea at the time?

[namelessfarrow]

A good idea how?

[gamblerclub]

Does your dress taste like meat?

[namelessfarrow]

I don't think so. It's not a dress. I think.

[gamblerclub]

Ohhh . . .

[gamblerclub]

. . .

[LICK]

[stillupmysleeve]

It's not funny.

[stillupmysleeve]

They're glued to each other!

[spankmyvampup]

...

[west_is_best]

?

[namelessfarrow]

...?

[spankmyvampup]

... Right. What happened?

[stillupmysleeve]

... other me, what -- why are you wearing -- and why is there a TIGER GETTING READY TO EAT YOU?

[namelessfarrow]

I don't know - I woke up like this.

And it isn't trying to eat me. Maybe the gold.

[stillupmysleeve]

I don't think tigers eat gold, even... weird ones. What do you think I can do to help?

[namelessfarrow]

He licked it, anyway. Is there some way we can... get his tongue off?