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[letshilbertluv]

[...]

I require clothing.

((Don't. Ask.

Blame Ith/Dairine for this monstrosity. She made it.

A-also she's now wearing a chippendale outfit, too.

and playboy bunny ears thank filif

and now two frilly pink chii dresses as a skirt thank renge

b-batman bedspread too

and shiny tinsel

combat boots))

Comments

[403rtfm]

...

[letshilbertluv]

Hello, Dairine.

[403rtfm]

...KOS-MOS?

[letshilbertluv]

Affirmative.

[403rtfm]

....

Well, uh. W-why don't we go find some material I can turn into clothing for you.

[letshilbertluv]

That would be appreciated.

[403rtfm]

[spends a moment conferring silently with Spot]

...okay, that should work, then.

[Saying some words in the speech; material coalesces from out of the air, the ground, and random places around camp...]

[...and solidifies around KOS-MOS.]

[As a chippendale outfit.]

...

....................

[letshilbertluv]

[. . .]

[403rtfm]

...I.

...uh.

.........

...that's not what it was supposed to do.

[letshilbertluv]

I see.

[403rtfm]

...

...do you want me to try again? Or. Uh.

[letshilbertluv]

Fighting the virus may result in more damaging results. Thank you for the attempt.

[403rtfm]

...yeah.

...I think I'll go. Um. Look for some curtains. Or. Something.

[oh god it's Arnold Schwarzenegger in chippendales]

[letshilbertluv]

[Nods]

[403rtfm]

[RETURNS TRIUMPHANTLY with her Batman bedspread \o/]

It won't cover everything, but I figure it's better than--

[p-pink skirts]

...

[letshilbertluv]

[I am beyond dots.

Takes it.]

Thank you.