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[goldielegs]

[camera pans across the edge of camp; the scene is normal: birds chirping, bees buzzing, gorillas bad touching

Comments

[gamblerclub]

Ehhhh, a football zombie?? So there's a team after all! Ohhh, and a boy! Are you okays?

[goldielegs]

W-well... mostly. Football zombies are sort of rough!

[gamblerclub]

Wah, let me help you up! Maybe you should go to the doctor! I won't be cheering for that jerk at all!

[goldielegs]

Well, ah... thanks! I don't really think I need a doctor though. I think they already have zombie cheerleaders anyway.

[gamblerclub]

They do? Our squad will have rivals! Heeeey, why were you in a bag anyway?

[goldielegs]

Competition is healthy though, isn't it? Oh... the zombies stuffed me in there.

[gamblerclub]

Hee hee, that's right! It'd be weird doing cheers if the other team didn't have good cheerleaders too! Not that I knew there even was another team . . . or a team at all . . . oops! Uwaaah, you're sure you're okay? They've been really mean lately! It's like I don't even have to work out, I have to run away so fast!

[goldielegs]

Y-yeah, I'm fine really, thanks. It's really not so bad! I mean, they are zombies, so they're kinda on the slow side.

[gamblerclub]

You got lucky . . . they seemed really slow when I came here, but lately there've been some faster, scarier ones! I think maybe they were just all groggy because of winter! Or too many Christmas sweets!

[goldielegs]

...faster? Scarier? Do... zombies hibernate?

[gamblerclub]

I have no idea! Maybe they're like reptiles and they need warm weather!

[goldielegs]

Maybe! They're not really alive, so it's kinda like being cold-blooded. Maybe that's why they like living things!

[gamblerclub]

Ewwww . . . I'm not walking anywhere alone tonight . . . that's freaky!

[goldielegs]

It's not really safe to walk alone at night anyway... But you could try carrying hot water bottles with you! Maybe they're sorta heatseeking like robots and if you through the hot water bottle away from they'll go after it instead!

[gamblerclub]

Ohhhh! That's a good idea! Maybe I could even get like . . . one that looked like a brain! That'd really fool them!

[goldielegs]

I bet you could get a foam brain pretty easily and just cut it open!