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Feb 02, 2008 01:17

Attention, campers and counselors alike. There is hope left in the world! I have read some of your personnel files and I know your pain!

Now, who needs a hug? ♥

((OOC: Citrine got the shard of compassion. She will love all over you like a scary guidance counselor.))

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its_the_mask February 2 2008, 06:28:29 UTC

What personnel files?

((shard of paranoia here!))

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:30:47 UTC

In the database, silly. *Headpat.*

its_the_mask February 2 2008, 06:36:58 UTC

*AUGH WHAT IS THAT -- dodging.*

What database?

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:41:39 UTC

Why, the camper database! And I apologize for not respecting your personal space.

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letshilbertluv February 2 2008, 06:30:33 UTC

[...]

Who are you?

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:31:54 UTC

Hello there, my favorite android deemed worthy of mass destruction. ♥ You know who I am.

letshilbertluv February 2 2008, 06:33:25 UTC

[...]

Is that 'Deemed worthy of mass destruction', as in 'Capable of mass destruction', or is that 'Deemed worthy of mass destruction' as in 'You are a worthy object to destroy'?

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:34:51 UTC

Capable, of course!

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ifuwant2bloved February 2 2008, 06:30:38 UTC

... personnel files, huh?

((Shard of ambition!))

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:33:12 UTC

Why yes, miss Rowe! ♥ Anything you need to get off of your chest?

ifuwant2bloved February 2 2008, 06:35:37 UTC

Oh, no, I'm totally fine. Like, in perfect health! Wow, it must be interesting to look at all of those files, right?

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:39:50 UTC

It fills me with overwhelming sympathy for other living things listed! Now, aren't you a tad insecure about your appearance?

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soverydoomed February 2 2008, 06:34:23 UTC

...Me!

((...trust shard))

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:35:30 UTC

Would you like to come sit on my lap, Mr. Stork? ♥

soverydoomed February 2 2008, 06:41:11 UTC

*clambering on*

Hugs make me feel...safe.

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:42:19 UTC

*Puts your head on her shoulder.*

Now tell Citrine all about what ails you. ♥

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overlordcomplex February 2 2008, 06:36:24 UTC

Can I trade in that hug for cake and access to those personnel files you mentioned?

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 06:37:38 UTC

Is that what your soul neeeeeds? ♥~

overlordcomplex February 2 2008, 06:56:02 UTC

Well after in-depth consultation with my soul, I've also been informed that a H&K MP7 PDW might also be appreciated. And a cookie.

But really it's the personnel files that would heal my emotional wounds.

oranginavariant February 2 2008, 07:00:19 UTC

I apologize, but there must be something else. You see, they contain personal information on people who are not you. ♥

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