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[daytimelantern]

Have any of you guys ever had an awesome, good dream quickly turning into a horrible nightmare? Only to realize YOU CAN'T WAKE UP?

Yeah, that's how I feel now. So do me a favor, and stay away from me.

(( g-g-groping shard!! Will be open all weekend~ ETA: whup, going to bed! will be in and out all day tomorrow supposedly finishing my History

Comments

[san_contrefacon]

...Maybe you should go back to bed.

[daytimelantern]

[instead of doing that, GROPES YOU]

. . . [o-oh god]

[san_contrefacon]

[thwacks you upside the head]

What the hell is wrong with you?!

[daytimelantern]

HEY. I TOLD YOU.

[snakesonanin]

By saying "stay away from me" you are only guaranteeing that people will do the exact opposite.

[daytimelantern]

At least now no one can say I didn't warn them!!

[snakesonanin]

Warn us about what, exactly?

[daytimelantern]

My hands are sort of--developing a mind of their fucking own.

[daytimelantern]

Oh shit, Walker, I'm so glad you're not a chick now.

[daytimelantern]

'Cause I'd finally gotten Junior to stop calling me Gropey.

[foryoursuffrage]

I'm sure I can create something to encourage better dreams.

[daytimelantern]

And we have the requisite crazy chick drunk on her own power!

[foryoursuffrage]

I'm hardly drunk.

[whodoesthegovt]

...Are you suffering under an effect of some sort?

[daytimelantern]

[gropes by way of explanation]

It is totally involuntary. I swear.

[whodoesthegovt]

*asldkfja;sl. STEPS BACK*

U-Um. Is that... so?

[daytimelantern]

[not stepping closer, but hands reach out for yet ANOTHER GROPE]

Yeah.