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[despratehouscat]

Attention everybody! I am here to announce that I, not you, am the top dog at camp!

In addition, all the women of the camp are off limits and will remain so until they have stated that they will not marry me. Therefore, If I see you with any of them, this constitutes a breech upon my person and I will chastise you harshly

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[foryoursuffrage]

I will not marry you.

[despratehouscat]

But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[foryoursuffrage]

I see no reason to give you the pleasure of being with myself.

[despratehouscat]

I am the creme of the dancing arts, a gentleman, the epitome of masculinity and a master teacher of ballet. People know me far and wide and are awed by me.

Does that not satisfy you?

[foryoursuffrage]

And I am a scientist! Career paths aren't everything.

[despratehouscat]

Indeed. What, then, would satisfy you?

[foryoursuffrage]

A test subject!

[despratehouscat]

Can a test subject find love?

[foryoursuffrage]

If that's a result of the experiment.

[despratehouscat]

[Is taking a great deal of time to weigh this decision in his mind...]

[foryoursuffrage]

[you love it]

[despratehouscat]

I fear that my schedule as an instructor takes most of my time and I would not be able to devote myself to that endeavor without cutting into my sleep.

[foryoursuffrage]

Sleep is optional!

[despratehouscat]

Not for dancers, rest is crucial for peak performance.

[foryoursuffrage]

I shall give you the honor of having the opportunity to test out one of my projects.

[despratehouscat]

If its once, I don't see any problem with it...