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[officialrapier]

[As you read this, there is a sleek, sexy motorcycle speeding through camp. It is coming for you. And so is its rider.]

[Can you hear it?]

(( Mitsuru has the shard of vehicle-as-a-metaphor-for-rape. Come get badtouched. Metaphorically. ))

Comments

[anhero2usall]

[well that's familiar. Calmly witnesses]

[officialrapier]

[stops right in front of him!]

Hello.

[anhero2usall]

[nod]

Senpai.

You brought that with you?

[officialrapier]

Of course, I did. Why wouldn't I?

[fistfirst]

*what is this feeling of impending doom that I have?*

... huh.

[officialrapier]

[IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU]

[fistfirst]

*--o snap*

[officialrapier]

[stops just short of RUNNING HIM OVER]

...Akihiko.

[maryhadalilgun]

[WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I am working on mai bike-u right now]

[looks up at the noise]

[officialrapier]

...Hey.

[maryhadalilgun]

Kirijo.

[officialrapier]

You're good with tools, is that right?

[soverydoomed]

*holding out his arms in welcome~~~*

((s-shard of trust))

[officialrapier]

Do you... need a ride?

[soverydoomed]

...please. I'll go...wherever you'd like to take me.

[officialrapier]

Wherever? Is that so?

[ineedbothhands]

Doesn't that get really dirty here, senpai?

[officialrapier]

[runs a finger along the side of it slowly]

Does it look dirty to you, Iori?

[ineedbothhands]

Well, no. But...that could just mean you got done cleaning it.

[officialrapier]

Incorrect.