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[roasted_dango]

ATTENTION CAMP. THE TRUTH IS, YUKIHIRO AYAKA IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE WHO HAS COME TO STEAL ALL OF OUR DELICIOUS CAKES. THAT IS ALL.

((Tomoya is bored. Come entertain him. Or mingle amongst yourselves.))

Comments

[popcorn_chikn]

......

[roasted_dango]

Uo! It's the alien cake-thief!

'Sup.

[popcorn_chikn]

What is the meaning of this!?

[roasted_dango]

We're putting a stop to your diabolical plans of cake-theft!

[shipsdontlie]

Aiyaaa, her too?

[roasted_dango]

It's a conspiracy I tell you.

[shipsdontlie]

A new challenger appears! I'll have to step up my cake-stealing plans by another two months!

[roasted_dango]

GASP! Alas, another enemy of mankind appears!? What events will unfold at this new and exciting development!?

[atyeast_itried]

I do have an excess of delicious cake...

[roasted_dango]

How terrible. Then perhaps this alien menace is a good thing.

[atyeast_itried]

Perhaps Ayaka-san's invasion is a blessing in disguise.

[roasted_dango]

Best invasion ever.

[devilmaylol]

...

Geez, I just woke up, what's all the screamin' about?

[roasted_dango]

It's a crisis of cakes. The danger is unfathomable.

[devilmaylol]

Oh, man.

You people fight about the dumbest shit.

[facepalms in an annoyed fashion]

Okay, where's the culprit... if I beat him up, will everyone quiet down?

[roasted_dango]

....

.....I know it's not likely but you're not taking this seriously, are you?

[smart4ahuman]

Right.

Why can't you just bake more cakes?

[roasted_dango]

What is this moon logic.

[smart4ahuman]

It seems fairly apparent to me. If someone takes a cake, you either try to get it back or bake a new one.

[roasted_dango]

She'll only steal those too.