[THIS IS A DATE POST]

[how_i_like_my]

[there is a knock-knock-knockin' on the Lawyertarium door, and there... stands a man! A legend! He's holding a small house plant! How romantic!]

I told you that I would surprise you, didn't I?

((You know how it is. THERE ARE CONVENIENT BUSHES and stuff, where you can rape spacetimeetc; but the date itself is mostly private unless you clear it with us first.))