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[fu_softspeaker]

As my other forgot to mention in his upset state, tonight ID cards will be passed out by some of the more helpful undead. These ID cards must be presented when purchasing alcohol for the purpose of consumption and should never be altered in order to change the age of oneself to the legal minimum in the United States.

... oh! Or in Canada.

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[mind_screwed]

[SCRATCHING DETERMINEDLY AT HIS]

Oh, come on!

[batsuxmachina]

Hey hey, lemme see.

[mind_screwed]

Shit, no! It's awful.

[batsuxmachina]

Fuck that.

[GRABS]

[…AND PROCEEDS TO LAUGH ASS OFF]

[mind_screwed]

Shut up!

[batsuxmachina]

But gramps, it's such a nice picture!

[mind_screwed]

Who the hell cares about the picture?

[batsuxmachina]

Yeah, I guess the GERA part's kinda…

[mind_screwed]

Awful.

[batsuxmachina]

Yeah, but the rest is right!

[mind_screwed]

I'm fifteen.

[batsuxmachina]

GRAMPS!

[mind_screwed]

FIFTEEN.

[batsuxmachina]

FUCKING OLD~.

[mind_screwed]

Stop being such a dick.

[batsuxmachina]

Aw, come on, where's your sense of humor? Oh wait…