Anonymous Advice Requests/Confessions
Ciaossu.
Statistics say that the most suicides in America happen around Christmas time. However, since you cannot die here many of you are likely still suffering in misery. Fortunately, you have three professional advisors. Myself, my associate Colonello, and this tacky chibi are all eager to help you by responding to anonymous requests for advice. Also, if you've committed any slaughters lately that no one was able to trace back to you and need a place to confess, you can do that too. I may have a job for you.
Statistics say that the most suicides in America happen around Christmas time. However, since you cannot die here many of you are likely still suffering in misery. Fortunately, you have three professional advisors. Myself, my associate Colonello, and this tacky chibi are all eager to help you by responding to anonymous requests for advice. Also, if you've committed any slaughters lately that no one was able to trace back to you and need a place to confess, you can do that too. I may have a job for you.