DYNAMIC FLASHES OF LIGHT - OHSHI BARRIER TIEMZ

[devilmaylol]

I'LL BLAST MY WAY OUT OF HERE EASY!

Rrrraaaaaah!

[[tosses one or two Prinnies to create an explosion, throws bolts of lightning, blasts a couple Viewtiful poses and then spins his sword out dramatically, dashing forward at MACH SPEEDS.]]

TAKE THIS!

[[STABS INTO THE BARRIER POWERFULLY, AN EXPLOSION RINGING THROUGH THE AIR AS THE STATIC-CHARGED DUST

Comments

[overlordcomplex]

I say... 10 for the special effects, an average 5 for the dramatic exit dialogue and a 9 for the comic end result. All you need now is for someone to pick you up, hug you and name you Priscilla. Two thumbs up, would watch again!

[ slow clap ]

[devilmaylol]

...

[overlordcomplex]

Oh alright. Since you asked so nicely.

[ picks up, hugs... ] I hereby name you Priscilla Carmina Kerfuffle May. Now who can I give you to...?

[devilmaylol]

*squeaks out HENSHIN, plus five other vulgarities action phrases!*

[overlordcomplex]

Don't use words like that in front of children, you [ LANGUAGE FILTER ON ] - with swans!

[devilmaylol]

*sits in their palm and says "WHATEVER SQUEAK"*

[overlordcomplex]

You know, I know someone who might like to put you in a dress!

[devilmaylol]

*BUTTON EYES GROW WIDE WITH UNIMAGINABLE HORROR*

[overlordcomplex]

Juuuuuuuust kidding!

...or am I?

[devilmaylol]

*more little plastic tears*

[overlordcomplex]

You know. One of my followers just explained the somewhat disturbing concept of moe to me.

Maybe I should test out my understanding on you. Glasses... cat ears...

[devilmaylol]

*ohgod if there is anything stronger than pure terror, Alastor is now feeling it in the depths of his fluffy heart.*

[overlordcomplex]

Maid costume...

[devilmaylol]

*resigns himself to a horrible frilly death*

[overlordcomplex]

Hey c'mon. It's no fun if your soul isn't dying inside you. Look traumatized!

[overlordcomplex]

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