[Outside the girls shower]

[ninjaothenighty]

[Somewhere, there is a girls shower, being just a communal shack with plumbing and suspiciously tiled floor, as many camp showers are, amazingly free of blood today. YOU MAY BE PARTAKING OF THIS AMAZING STAIN FREE STREAM. But like all things in camp, if it's too good to be true? IT PROBABLY IS

Comments

[ohno_u_didnt]

*shower tiem!* Ehe, the showers don't look so bad today...

[brazeofglory]

I should hope not.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Sometimes the showers are a little....umm, questionable.

[brazeofglory]

Yes, I know. I've been working to remedy that. The boys' showers are giving me the most trouble, however.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Is that so? Why do you think that is?

[brazeofglory]

The slime in the pipes, definitely.

[ohno_u_didnt]

This place.....

[brazeofglory]

--I'm never idle.

[ohno_u_didnt]

Well, take a shower and relax! I'm sure you deserve it.

[brazeofglory]

--After I figure out where this draft is coming from.

[ohno_u_didnt]

I know, something is letting warmth out.

[brazeofglory]

It's probably just a crack.

[ohno_u_didnt]

You're probably right! *goes back to soaping up*

[ninjaothenighty]

[There is a god....

Scribbles on the board. "10. Itty bitty waist, great, lovely rolling, bountiful hills of heaven."

There's a sigh]

Pretty sure she strangled me once.

[immunostasis]

With her hair?

[ninjaothenighty]

Better, her bra while straddled by her. If I was inta that, it woulda been perfect.