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[fontsizeovr9000]

HOW MAY I SERVE YOU, YOU FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!!

((Squalo is in this maid uniform and pigtails! And where his sword is usually attached to his arm? A feather duster, instead. THANKS, SHAMAL.

EDIT: Wiiiinding down!))

Comments

[hitme_baby]

WH-WHAT THE HELL?!

[immunostasis]

Heeey, Vongola brat, you like?

[hitme_baby]

*must not laugh, must not laugh....* Aa....w-why is he wearing that?

[immunostasis]

I bought him at the auction.

[immunostasis]

. . . Holy shit.

[immunostasis]

That looks surprisingly good on you.

*There is a lot of held-back, shoulder shaking laughter over here*

[fontsizeovr9000]

HEEEEEEEY GO FUCK YOURSEEEEEEEEELF

[immunostasis]

Maybe later. Now now, Squachiko-chan~~~ there's some rocks over there that needs dusting.

[thedandymancan]

...

[fontsizeovr9000]

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AAAAAAAAAAT

[thedandymancan]

*shoves a few bills down Squalo's top for the hell of it*

[fontsizeovr9000]

[THROWS THEM IN YOUR FACE]

WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GODDAMN DOIIIIIIING?!!!?!

[asthecrow_flies]

MY EYES, MY EYES

[fontsizeovr9000]

YOU WANT ME TO CARVE THEM OUTTA YOUR FUCKING SKUUUUUUUUUULL?!

[asthecrow_flies]

THAT ISN'T VERY LADY-LAKE BEHAVIOR

[fontsizeovr9000]

DO I LOOK LIKE A LADY TO YOU, YOU BLIND-ASSED SCUUUUUUUM?!!

[tasteslikeash]

. . . What the fuck.

[immunostasis]

Hayatoooooooooooooo~

[tasteslikeash]

[AIMING A KICK AT YOUR FACE]

[immunostasis]

*Oh come on, I wasn't actually gonna grope you.*