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[iyaaalilbro]

After my... I've really lost count, but I wish my laptop would stop playing Mean Girls on repeat soon. The times have really changed... Anyway, I think it's about time I come clean about something as well. Well, as clean as I can get with blood on my hands. In a metaphorical sense, of course. I guess you could say I'm a villain, a bad guy in simple

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[imgottapower]

Second-to-last, a-actually...

Um, I sure wish I c-could help you out. W-With the games, I mean.

[iyaaalilbro]

Oho, so it was you. I'll have to tell Kohaku.

[imgottapower]

N-No! Not the very last one!

[iyaaalilbro]

You stole someone else's thunder?

[san_contrefacon]

I'll never figure out how you adjust bra straps so they'd fit just right.

[iyaaalilbro]

...

[san_contrefacon]

...

I didn't type that!

[iyaaalilbro]

I'd ask if it was true, but I don't really care to know.

At all.

[coughmeupinside]

...how did you know?

[iyaaalilbro]

I could just read your mind, I guess.

[coughmeupinside]

I didn't think it was the last one...

[iyaaalilbro]

Well, you didn't see other ones, did you?

[psych_u_out]

Well, now is a good as time as any.

I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Not just one. But two.

[iyaaalilbro]

I believe someone else took the last one. So, you took the second and third to last?

...Weren't you the one who took the last of the toliet paper and didn't replace it as well?

[psych_u_out]

No, that was my evil twin brother. He should be lurking in the woods somewhere, graffiting the wild with toilet paper.

[iyaaalilbro]

And what should I do if I find this evil twin brother of yours? It's really unkind to leave people in that kind of situation.

[cheerupemosquid]

It would seem someone here has stolen my heart.

[iyaaalilbro]

Oh, really? That sounds fatal.

[cheerupemosquid]

The only downside to that wicked creature's departure.

[iyaaalilbro]

Which creature? The goddess?