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[smileandforgive]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP, you will find a Colette and several zombies gathered around a large table of food and drinks. She is passing around tea and cake and whatnot to her zombie companions, blissfully oblivious of the fact that they. Don't even want it.]

There~ Isn't that much better than eating brains, Mr. Graaargh?

(ooc| Feel free to facepalm at her,

Comments

[smileandforgive]

--Professor! Would you like something to eat?

[smileandforgive]

Hmm? Of course the cake is safe. I already tried it.

[o_sarchasm]

[...I am v. interested in that food, but am kind of morally uncomfortable with taking it from a clearly delusional little girl. DILEMMA]

[smileandforgive]

Ah, hello! Help yourself to the food, if you'd like.

[o_sarchasm]

Thank--

...Uh. You know those are... zombies, right?

[smileandforgive]

Of course! But they're actually not bad at all, you know.

[onerrantry]

...can they even digest that?

[smileandforgive]

... Hmm, I'm not sure. But it has to be better than brains, right?

[onerrantry]

Not necessarily? They could be dependent on the chemicals in brains.

[smileandforgive]

Ah, I didn't think of that. They can't get those, um, chemicals from normal food, can they?

[6_of_cups]

[HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP.]

Don't worry about putting your pinky out, that's optional!

[smileandforgive]

[BUT OF COURSE ♥]

That's right! But please keep your elbows off the table. ...and, um, attached to your arms, please.

[6_of_cups]

*glances around in a VERY SUBTLE RLY WAY. RLY. And then leans in close to whisper to Colette. VERY SUBTLE THIS.*

If you don't tell anyone, I can stick their arms back on.

[smileandforgive]

[looks around in an equally subtle way before answering!]

Ah, you can? How?

[studentbodiyaan]

My, you're certainly keeping some interesting company. Did you make their meal yourself?

[smileandforgive]

Ah, no, it was set up when I got here. I'm not sure who made it, but it was very kind of them!

[studentbodiyaan]

Is that so? Hey, you haven't had any, have you? Can you touch your finger to your nose while balancing on your left leg? How many words in camp's name would have to be bleeped out if this were prime time TV? Have you always been of the female persuasion?

[smileandforgive]

[t-trying the whole balancing thing. IT IS NOT GOING WELL]

Um, yes, I'm female, and I--