Camp Bachelor(ette) Auctions: Male Campers

[officialrapier]

The second day of The Camp Fuck You Die Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions has arrived. Please bear with me.

It is time for the male campers to step up to the plate.

(( A character will start a thread (with their name in the subject line); bidders will respond; an auctioneer will pick up and start running it. The auction ends by mutual consent of

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Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[ineedbothhands]

Oh, yeah. Come on, ladies!

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[brazeofglory]

[UHO, MUSCLESHOT.]

[Considering!]

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[ineedbothhands]

[you know you want this]

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[brazeofglory]

[Not in the way you hoped.]

And you are?

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[ineedbothhands]

[sadly, with Junpei, it never is]

Junpei Iori! And what's your name?

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[brazeofglory]

Huang Yue Ying. It's nice to meet you, Junpei Iori.

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[ineedbothhands]

It's always my pleasure to meet such a pretty lady.

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[brazeofglory]

I wonder what sort of tasks you'd be suited for...

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[ineedbothhands]

T-tasks?

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[brazeofglory]

That is why you're here, is it not?

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[ineedbothhands]

I-I guess so. But I thought you were supposed to buy a date!

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[brazeofglory]

Ahhhh, is that what you're looking for?

I may as well free you up for an available girl, then.

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[ineedbothhands]

Well, I mean, I guess I have to do whatever whoever buys me wants me to, huh?

Re: Junpei Iori - It's HERMES, not HERPES

[brazeofglory]

But if I bid, it wouldn't be very fair.