Camp Bachelor(ette) Auctions: Male Campers

[officialrapier]

The second day of The Camp Fuck You Die Bachelor and Bachelorette Auctions has arrived. Please bear with me.

It is time for the male campers to step up to the plate.

(( A character will start a thread (with their name in the subject line); bidders will respond; an auctioneer will pick up and start running it. The auction ends by mutual consent of

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Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

H...HEY! Get your hands off me, you DAMN DIRTY GORILLA!

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[steadysword]

...Five gil.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

H... Hi there, Agrias....

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[steadysword]

Ryoutou. How came you to be in such a situation?

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

....Gorillas.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[steadysword]

I am surprised, then, that they would not set a more particular price for your ransom.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[defrestsinpeace]

... my!

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

H... Hi Ms. Mia.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[defrestsinpeace]

We do have some housekeeping that could use some doing.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

--And I don't even slack off by sweeping things under the rug!

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[defrestsinpeace]

I would never even suspect that sort of thing.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

I tried it a few times when I was a kid; Father made it so I couldn't sit down for a few days.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[defrestsinpeace]

Well then I would have nothing to worry about.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

Ehe.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[how_i_like_my]

Twenty dollars.

Re: Ryoutou Kouseki - We think he's a male.

[minormajor]

...

The hell are you doin' bidding for me?!