[Need a cabin? Look no further.]

[skullkingabout]

[The graveyard -- yes, that graveyard -- has a new addition! A crypt has sprung up, as if out of nowhere. The 'Rest In Peace' sign is fresh and those spiderwebs look like they've only just been spun. Next to the intricately carved stone gargoyles is a neat sign, written in spidery hand writing:

VACANCIES.
Apply within.

Living welcome. Or, in

Comments

[doesnot_compute]

[oh my god that is so wrong. so wrong.]

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[skullkingabout]

[Right behind you!]

Why, hello!

[doesnot_compute]

[SHRIEK]

Don't do that!

[skullkingabout]

It's a hard habit to break.

[moveurdeadfros]

... Well... it would be roof over my head at least...

[skullkingabout]

Ah, Brook! What do you think?

[moveurdeadfros]

I've honestly never been much for the graveyard esthetique to be frank, the sea and endless open skies and horizons are more my melody... but even I must admit that you've done a beautiful job out of it! It has a certain majestic and imposing beauty to it!

[skullkingabout]

And you haven't even seen the interior!

[notjustacar]

A-a cabin in the graveyard..?

[skullkingabout]

[Voice sounds right in your ear.]

Homey, isn't it.

[notjustacar]

[JUMPING LIKE A FREAKING MILE HOLY OH MY GOD]

A-aah! U-u-um, th-that's n-not really the w-word I-I was thinking of...

[skullkingabout]

[Considering the crypt.]

What were you thinking of?

[sucks_tobeme]

[whyyyy does this ping me]

Lovely.

[skullkingabout]

[Right behind you, yes.]

Ah, you like it?

[sucks_tobeme]

[turning around]. . . It suits you.

[skullkingabout]

It's just a little touch of home.

[littlestsoldier]

I like it! It has character!

[skullkingabout]

[From the shadows! What shadows? Those shadows.]

Why, thank you! It looks like its just waiting for night, doesn't it?

[littlestsoldier]

Sure does. The gargoyles were a nice touch!

[skullkingabout]

What building is complete without one?