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[beautytopsthe]

[SOMEWHERE IN CAMP, there is a sudden yell of pure horror, a large explosion that takes out part of the forest, and then a sudden, suspicious silence.

If you investigate, you will find one schoolgirl NOT looking at a naked man. Come and look anyway, to make it more awkward]

((Future explosions are imminent, for anyone who likes them and/or large

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[empressofgo]

[somehow, is there. and staring.]

...ah?

[minormajor]

AVERT YOUR EYES

[empressofgo]

This is remarkably common here.

[turning twords Ryoutou]

[minormajor]

That doesn't mean you can stare at strange guys' dingles!

[empressofgo]

I'm not staring.

[looking soley at you now. there, better?]

[minormajor]

You... you totally were!

[empressofgo]

...was I?

[minormajor]

Yes! You were totally checking him out!

[empressofgo]

If I was, it was accidental, I assure you. I didn't expect to see a nude man in the woods.

[minormajor]

[FLAIL, FLAIL, FLAIL, GOES THE JEALOUS BOYFRIEND]

You didn't even try to look away until I told you to! It's not my fault he's like a daikon to my BABY FREAKING CARROT!

[empressofgo]

[...are we having our first jealousy argument, dear]

...daikon?

[minormajor]

[Oh, come on. I'm RYOUTOU. Of course it was bound to happen.]

You heard me!

[empressofgo]

[It's kind of a miracle we got THIS FAR, I'm just saying]

You looked long enough to make the comparison?

[minormajor]

I don't have to! EVERYONE in this camp is--

[empressofgo]

...and this matters to me why, exactly?

[raises eyebrow]

[minormajor]

That's cold, Sonken. Real cold.