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[straight_as_an]

Finn, this is all your fault.

And how does anybody walk dressed like this?

((It's all Finn's fault. And we're out for the night! But any new/continuing threads will be picked up tomorrow. Back!))

Comments

[icanhasflavor]

MY fault?!

[straight_as_an]

I told you we should have left the barrier alone!

[icanhasflavor]

You said it couldn't hurt to try!

[straight_as_an]

But you didn't get stuck wearing a dress.

[icanhasflavor]

Which is what you get for saying we wouldn't get hurt.

But I do like the sword.

[straight_as_an]

But it was your idea.

Also, give me the sword before you poke someone's eye out.

[icanhasflavor]

Yeah, but you're the leader!

Aww, but it came with the costume! I'm not making you give up your tiara!

[straight_as_an]

[shit, he has a point]

Yeah, but you have no idea how to use that thing!

[icanhasflavor]

[it's the sword who knew?]

The only way to learn is to try! Besides, how hard can it be?

[straight_as_an]

Finn, you've never picked up a sword in your life.

[icanhasflavor]

It's just a sword! You keep the pointy end pointed away from you! Even an idiot could do that.

[oh hay watch me trip as I swing and fall and almost stab myself]

[straight_as_an]

That's why you're not allowed to have it.

[grabs you before you stab yourself]

[icanhasflavor]

[hur hur you're touching my sword WAIT MY BRAIN]

...yeah, maybe you're right.

[straight_as_an]

Good. Now, hand it over.

[icanhasflavor]

[gives :\ ]

Now how am I supposed to fight?

[straight_as_an]

[takes :| ]

You can fight without using a sword. Also, why would you need to fight?