New Year, New Form

[say_thee_nay]

[There's probably just been a flash of lightning and a loud thunderclap, if you're the type to keep an eye on the weather. If you're not, well... There's a tall man with a slight limp slowly making his way out of the woods, supporting himself on a totally unremarkable walking stick. Really.]

...

Could someone direct me to the hospital, by any chance?

((OOC notes go here.

ETA: Bedtime. Will pick up threads tomorrow, promise.))