IT'S ALLIIIIIVE

[letshilbertluv]

[The mistletoe. It's everywhere. On the floor. On the walls. Sticking out of the barrier. And it wants you to suffer.

Yes, you. It's following you. You can't escape it.

Your only chance is to-

It's too late!

BOSS BATTLE: MISTLETOE COLLECTIVE.

You will be akissinated.]

(You know what you doing. Take off every inhibition.)

Comments

[banhammer]

[some of us are more interested in the zombie whose ass we just kicked for trying to hit on us]

[notenthmakes]

[or in sulking after recent general mass destruction of the environment, yup. really, who sees that mistletoe just around the corner?]

[banhammer]

[seriously, it's like I was there to bumped into]

Hey! Watch it there.

[notenthmakes]

Hmph. You watch it.

[banhammer]

I was trying to do my job when you bumped into me. You should be a little more considerate of other people's space.

[totally leaning in your face for emphasis]

[notenthmakes]

You bumped into me.

[is trying to shove you away, annoying scum]

[banhammer]

[grabbing your tie and yanking is a tactical maneuver, really, and for emphasis]

I did not. I was examining that zombie!

[notenthmakes]

Not even paying attention then.

[going to go try to pry your fist off my clothes, thank you]

[banhammer]

I was paying plenty of atention. To my job.

[being a level 150 character has its advantages. and--why am I leaning in here?]

[notenthmakes]

Bah!

[see icon, aimed at you now, except given the mistletoe that's probably not working so well]

[banhammer]

[Normally to dodge, she'd be leaning back and bringing her leg up. But for some reason, she's leaning in, if to the side slightly and still bringing her leg up. And going for the kiss, dammit, mistletoe. This doesn't look racy at all.]

[notenthmakes]

[And usually, he'd have delivered his abuse and left, but what is this not letting him. Reaches to grab her closer, fuck you mistletoe, and channeling his anger into that instead.]

[banhammer]

[kisses back, precisely on the lips and hard.]

[notenthmakes]

[and right back at you, trying to make a point. ...some point.]

[banhammer]

[Kind of like the argument we're possibly going to have in 5...4...3...]

[notenthmakes]

You scum! How dare you! Get out of my way, if you can even do that much.