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[classchair]

I have been informed that there is a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea. For the happiness of women everywhere, we must determine what is on it!

Commence speculation.

((O-okay I have to crash. I will pick up again later!))

Comments

[givingnoneaway]

. . . So on a scale of "one" to "Hunter S. Thompson" how high are you right now?

[classchair]

I have been eating a few more sweets than usual, but one can hardly expect any different during the holidays...

[givingnoneaway]

Right, okay, and did any of that candy look like this?

[classchair]

No, but anything with Daffy Duck on it can't be that bad.

[queenofprinnies]

As a woman, I can care less.

[classchair]

But other women may find this issue very pressing.

[queenofprinnies]

No, most will think you're just a moron.

[queenofprinnies]

Where did you get an idea that any woman would?

[6_of_cups]

Maybe a frog?

[classchair]

A frog on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea...it makes a strange kind of sense!

[6_of_cups]

Especially here. I think we just need to put our right tinted glasses on!

[classchair]

I hope it's the rose-tinted ones. The color pink has never betrayed me yet.

[minormajor]

...Algae?

[classchair]

It depends on the shape of the hole. Algae can only grow under certain conditions, after all.

[snakesonanin]

...does anyone know what this kid is talking about? Is it sex?

[classchair]

No, it's just...a log...in a hole...

women's happiness...

[snakesonanin]

So... sex, right?

[classchair]

Not if it's at the bottom of the sea, Mitarashi-sama!