[sometime between meals, in the mess hall]

[banhammer]

No, you double click on that icon. And with the other button.

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[heirofthedog]

Ooookaaay.

[carefully moves the pointer and then clicks on the Firefox icon twice, very slowly]

[banhammer]

Try it a little faster. Like this.

[puts her hand on the trackpad and moves the mouse off the icon, and clicks fast]

[heirofthedog]

[and takes control of the computer again, and this time, clicks fast enough to get it open]

You could've said. Now what?

[banhammer]

Now put your pointer over the URL bar and doubleclick again. You'll know you've done it right when the bar is highlighted.

[heirofthedog]

[clicks one too many times and selects only part of the URL]

Now what do I do?

[banhammer]

Click once more on the bar and try it again. Maybe a little slower.

[heirofthedog]

Okay, geeze. No need to yell.

[and manages to select the entire URL properly this time]

[banhammer]

Now that you've selected it, type in "google.com", and press enter.

[heirofthedog]

[types it in and presses enter and nothing changes except Google reloads. oops.]

...that didn't do anything.

[banhammer]

Oh, I see, someone reset your homepage already. Good. Now go to the search box and type something you want to know more about in and hit enter.

[heirofthedog]

...homepage?

[banhammer]

That's what they call the page that opens up every single time you start the program.

[heirofthedog]

Huh. Nirvana sure is complicated...

...hm. [types in "swords" and then pauses to think before hitting the enter key]

[banhammer]

[sighs]

Right. Now chose a link that looks interesting and click on it.

[heirofthedog]

Images?

[...oh, wow, clicking on this brings new and shiny things up.]

[banhammer]

[...wait, what's that boy do--?]

You might want to leave the Safe Search on.