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[eatenbyadru]

Oooooh! I feel all fluffy on the inside.

((out for the evening, will pick up later. check the post below this one for Spike's availability))

Comments

[grown_a_bulge]

DRU!

[eatenbyadru]

Oh Spike, look, I have cunning little hands to touch you with....

[grown_a_bulge]

I AM A BLOODY PUPPET!

[eatenbyadru]

So you are.

*shock and also awe*

[maryhadalilgun]

What.

[grown_a_bulge]

...

[maryhadalilgun]

The fuck are you.

[grown_a_bulge]

A retarded puppet.

[feelsyourpain]

... man, if I weren't morally opposed to dotting...

[grown_a_bulge]

Not a word, mate. Not a word.

[feelsyourpain]

Hey, I know folks who can really fuck shit up with puppets, seriously.

... of course, those puppets are a lot larger and have a lot more hidden weapons than this, but hey.

[grown_a_bulge]

... I'll bite you.

[snakesonanin]

Huh.

[eatenbyadru]

Do I have a seam up my back? Is my face made of china?

[snakesonanin]

Uh, sure.

[eatenbyadru]

Oh dear, do you think I might pull apart?

[kafukaesque]

Dolls!

[eatenbyadru]

A little girl!

[kafukaesque]

*sets down an appropriately creepy doll*

Is this a friend of yours?

[eatenbyadru]

*ooooh*

No, but I'm sure I'd love to be introduced.