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Poll Serious Poll

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...thanks, computer, for revealing my feelings about our latest batch of adults.

Uh. In other news. Merry Christmas? Can I get a new computer for Christmas.

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[federalparanoia]

December 23rd: Large Eyed possible alien contact claims that computer is acting on his behalf. Perhaps he is operating it with his mind...

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[federalparanoia]

Ah, the store owner, wasn't it?

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My name is Ari. But yes.

[federalparanoia]

Ari, right. So, Ari. About your computer.

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It's a common occurrence, ask anyone.

[federalparanoia]

Subject has apparently implanted this ability on to others. Due to the subject's small stature, the implants were most likely placed in the usual location.

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.................................what are you writing

[federalparanoia]

*pockets notebook OH SO casually*

Just making some observations, Ari. So. How long has this 'computer phenomenon' occurred.

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Since I've been here, which is 2 and a half years. And before that even, I think.

[federalparanoia]

So there is no concrete evidence that this happened before your 'arrival'.

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...don't blame this stuff on me, please do not. I have enough to deal with already thanks. The last thing I need is people blaming me for their computer problems. Do you not like me? Do you want me to suffer? I already suffer a lot, I promise.

[federalparanoia]

Subject has fleed it's home planet due to some sort of suffering. Seems to be seeking acceptance from humans.

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Or is it all a ruse...

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*I'm gonna cry damnit*

[federalparanoia]

*m-may be waiting to see if you'll cry green tears*

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*THEY'RE NOT GREEN*