(no subject)
[there are schooldesks and a blackboard in the middle of one of camp's fields. No-one knows why.]
Well, then! Since it is clear that I must continue my teachings even in such a place as this, let it be formally known that when the new term begins I shall be your teacher! You are lacking in knowledge, lacking in understanding of how this world works! I shall be the one to tutor you.
--but that is for next term: as we know, Christmas holidays are upon us and teachers iyaa, and students, I suppose... are entitled to their period of rest. Ah, but before we forget: the despair of one last lesson is upon you all! Thus, each of you will take one of these forms and fill it in: we shall see how far your so-called understanding of the world can take you.
My Christmas WishDespairlist by ________________
1. ________________________________________________________________________
2. ________________________________________________________________________
3. ________________________________________________________________________
And since it seems there is nothing so stimulating as an example:
My Christmas WishDespairlist by Nozomu Itoshiki
1. The rampant commercialism that has perverted a pure and good holiday to turn it into a buyer's frenzy!
2. The mislabelling of the event as a religious holiday: who here and now thinks about religion at such a time!?
3. "Merry Christmas Everybody" by Slade
(( OOC: I reserve the right to break fourth walls mildly. Unless you don't want me to, in which case let me know.
ETA the Revenge: Zetsubou will be back later. ))
Well, then! Since it is clear that I must continue my teachings even in such a place as this, let it be formally known that when the new term begins I shall be your teacher! You are lacking in knowledge, lacking in understanding of how this world works! I shall be the one to tutor you.
--but that is for next term: as we know, Christmas holidays are upon us and teachers iyaa, and students, I suppose... are entitled to their period of rest. Ah, but before we forget: the despair of one last lesson is upon you all! Thus, each of you will take one of these forms and fill it in: we shall see how far your so-called understanding of the world can take you.
My Christmas WishDespairlist by ________________
1. ________________________________________________________________________
2. ________________________________________________________________________
3. ________________________________________________________________________
And since it seems there is nothing so stimulating as an example:
My Christmas WishDespairlist by Nozomu Itoshiki
1. The rampant commercialism that has perverted a pure and good holiday to turn it into a buyer's frenzy!
2. The mislabelling of the event as a religious holiday: who here and now thinks about religion at such a time!?
3. "Merry Christmas Everybody" by Slade
(( OOC: I reserve the right to break fourth walls mildly. Unless you don't want me to, in which case let me know.
ETA the Revenge: Zetsubou will be back later. ))