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[grown_a_bulge]

ALRIGHT PEOPLE!

The ones who get my car out of the bloody swamp won't get eaten. Get to it!

As for the rest of you, name's Spike. I'm your new morale counsellor, let's play nice.

((OOC: I'LL BE SLOW. Feel free to play amongst yourselves. Also can I fight/bite/kill you? ETA: Going to sleep soon, I'll pick up tomorrow. I LOVE YOU ALL ♥))

Comments

[_overshadowed_]

We never get cute vampires anymore.

[grown_a_bulge]

Cute vampires? Was Angelus here?

[_overshadowed_]

Miss Eva.

You don't know her. She's from Mahora.

[number1idol]

Hey, maybe someday he'll genderswap, deage, and go around in only panties.

[eatenbyadru]

.... Spike?

[grown_a_bulge]

Dru, love. I've been looking for you.

[eatenbyadru]

Oh...

*approaching with... some hesitation*

Is it really you? Did the top of your head blow off?

[grown_a_bulge]

In the flesh. And my head's where it should be, innit?

[dieinnafire]

Eaten, was it?

[grown_a_bulge]

That's right, mate. Grr arrrgh!

[dieinnafire]

[snorts]
You'll find eating people here is probably not quite as satisfying or filling as you might expect.

[grown_a_bulge]

Know this from experience?

[papillondejade]

... so playing nice isn't the same as talking nice in this case, huh? ♥

[grown_a_bulge]

Evil's prerogative, pet.

[papillondejade]

I don't know, I thought evil had a certain brand of charisma to it too.

[grown_a_bulge]

Am not much for mind games.

[classprotector]

...god what the hell.

[_overshadowed_]

Buffy, I object to your world's lack of cute blondehaired girl vampires.

[classprotector]

I kill them first.

[_overshadowed_]

You're a terrible friend.