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*stands on top of a crate, holding a megaphone*
HELLO CAMP FUCK-
WOAH, too loud.
Okay, I think this is better. Yes? Okay!
Hello Camp Fuck You Die! How are you FEELING? Are you ready to ROCK & ROLL? Swell.
My name is Harold Saxon, as some of you may already know. I know there have already been rumors that I am not who I say I am, but that's pure rubbish, I assure you. I'm merely a wandering Professor who moves about the world, planting his seeds of knowledge into the young people. Politics are a hobby of mine as well, so you may be seeing me actively participating in such events, should they occur.
What reason would I have to lie to you all, anyway? I have nothing to gain from any of you, except seeing the smiles on your beautiful faces! Well, except for that red monster guy I saw earlier. The one that looks like the devil. Yeah, he's pretty ugly, I'd rather not see him smile.
So if any of you kids have any questions, feel free to come talk to Uncle Saxon. Or if you just need a hug or someone to talk to, I'll be here. And the adults can feel free to speak to me as well, even if you only need a hug as well. Mister Saxon will make everything better.
And on a final note, I will be hosting a series of round-table discussions where we will compare our visions of the future, and what we can all do to help make tomorrow a better place. Feel free to join at anytime. I'll go into all that a bit more later on.
With that said, I look forward to meeting with you all and creating special camp memories together.
HELLO CAMP FUCK-
WOAH, too loud.
Okay, I think this is better. Yes? Okay!
Hello Camp Fuck You Die! How are you FEELING? Are you ready to ROCK & ROLL? Swell.
My name is Harold Saxon, as some of you may already know. I know there have already been rumors that I am not who I say I am, but that's pure rubbish, I assure you. I'm merely a wandering Professor who moves about the world, planting his seeds of knowledge into the young people. Politics are a hobby of mine as well, so you may be seeing me actively participating in such events, should they occur.
What reason would I have to lie to you all, anyway? I have nothing to gain from any of you, except seeing the smiles on your beautiful faces! Well, except for that red monster guy I saw earlier. The one that looks like the devil. Yeah, he's pretty ugly, I'd rather not see him smile.
So if any of you kids have any questions, feel free to come talk to Uncle Saxon. Or if you just need a hug or someone to talk to, I'll be here. And the adults can feel free to speak to me as well, even if you only need a hug as well. Mister Saxon will make everything better.
And on a final note, I will be hosting a series of round-table discussions where we will compare our visions of the future, and what we can all do to help make tomorrow a better place. Feel free to join at anytime. I'll go into all that a bit more later on.
With that said, I look forward to meeting with you all and creating special camp memories together.