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[federalparanoia]

*There is a tall, trenchcoated man standing in front of three colored poles in the middle of camp

Comments

[anhero2usall]

...I don't think it's possible for aliens to abduct us here.

[federalparanoia]

Do you need assistance in reaching your Red Pole?

[anhero2usall]

It's just that there's a barrier.

[federalparanoia]

A barrier. And you don't think they would have accounted for that.

[sillyrabitricks]

...oh wow.

[federalparanoia]

...childhood accident or is there something you'd like to report?

[sillyrabitricks]

Oh, good times, man.

Oh, nothing, nothing! I have met an alien! But he's very nice.

[federalparanoia]

*sigh* Why don't we try this again when you're off of whatever it is you're on.

[deadbeatgoeson]

... today is a good day, man.

[federalparanoia]

Really. Just how good would you describe it on a scale of 1 to why aren't you going to the Poles.

[deadbeatgoeson]

Sun's shining, birds're singing, and camp's apparently decided that it needs more conspiracy theorists.

And also, "alien abduction and mind control" is five words, but that's besides the point.

[federalparanoia]

Conspiracy theorists. Is that what you think.

[_overshadowed_]

...are you kidding.

[federalparanoia]

I'm a federal agent, kid. We've been trained not to joke.

[_overshadowed_]

This is my unconvinced face, sir.

[federalparanoia]

Unconvinced, huh. Now that I look more closely there is something unconvincing about it...

[gunsmoking]

Holy shit. HOLY SHIT!

[federalparanoia]

I know it can be a lot to take in at once. Take your time.

[gunsmoking]

Can I have your autograph?

[federalparanoia]

...

*shows badge* What does that say.