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[fake_alchemist]

[In the middle of camp, there is a momentary bright green glow, followed by a large evergreen tree sprouting and quickly growing to large proportions

Comments

[normalteenrobot]

Oooo, how pretty! Oh, let's see, I must have something to put up...

[fake_alchemist]

Uh...yes. Put something up. Don't get sap in your...joints.

[normalteenrobot]

Thanks! Don't worry, I'll be careful. *pulling a spare gear out of a chest compartment, stretching up to slip it onto a branch*

[fake_alchemist]

Yeah, the tree's probably the one that should worry, huh?

[hasibutzi]

So pretty!

[fake_alchemist]

It could've been better. This spot's kind of scraggly.

[hasibutzi]

But that means you have to cover it up with tinsel.

[fake_alchemist]

I was thinking maybe you could do it.

[luvernfighter]

Russel...

[fake_alchemist]

I know, right? Since when do I do nice?

[luvernfighter]

Why do you always insist on using Edward Elric's name?

[fake_alchemist]

Why does the earth spin? If you can figure it out, you might figure the other one out, too.

[fake_alchemist]

Yeah, this is my flashy commotion for the month.

[fake_alchemist]

I'd say you haven't seen anything yet, but this is actually probably the best I could do.

[comeontoushi]

. . . Impressive.

[fake_alchemist]

Thanks. I think for my next act, I'm going to do absolutely nothing.

[comeontoushi]

Don't go all out on my account.

[fake_alchemist]

Why would I do that? Besides, taking care of the tree is the fun part for me.