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[thats_terrible]

There are a number of you I haven't met, so I think it's time I reintroduced myself. My name is Lex Luthor. I've been helping my friend Clark run the hotel, but lately it's been going smoothly, and I find myself getting a little...bored

Comments

[iyaaalilbro]

Try to find a werewolf.

[thats_terrible]

Not exactly what I had in mind, but I am a little curious. I didn't realize there were any werewolves in the area.

[iyaaalilbro]

Because no one has found them. We have all sorts of things like krakens, witches, and things like that. We're just missing werewolves and faeries.

[thats_terrible]

You might be asking the wrong person. I'm not one of the more supernaturally knowledgeable residents.

[ass_guardian]

I think my comic subscriptions probably all need renewed, but there isn't really anything to be done about that.

[thats_terrible]

Not that I've found. Although if you're morally flexible, I did find a place to download Warrior Angel.

[ass_guardian]

Man, the internet makes it so hard to set a good example.

[thats_terrible]

I am technically still paying for them.

[thedrisinu]

How philanthropic of you.

[thats_terrible]

Not as much as you'd think. After all, I did admit I was bored.

[thedrisinu]

Boredom may be your motivator, but you could be doing something to make your own experience more comfortable solely instead of of turning to others.

[thats_terrible]

I've already exhausted my options on that front.

[rape_o_clock]

I could go for an excellent 5-star dining experience.

[thats_terrible]

The mess hall isn't to your taste?

[rape_o_clock]

I must admit it's more for the decor and the atmosphere than the food itself.

[thats_terrible]

You have a point. Having a more...high class dining room might not be a bad idea.

[saaaaaaave_me]

Well, that's one way of solving the problem.

[thats_terrible]

I thought the direct route would be the simplest.

[saaaaaaave_me]

Well, you've certainly had some interesting requests.

[thats_terrible]

I admit, even more so than I expected.