[IN HONOR OF THE BANDWAGON.]

[o_sarchasm]

Even though there's snow
I am incredibly bored
Let's hear some haiku.

(( REPLYING SPORADICALLY NOW lol attention span of a scone ))

Comments

[boomtoday]

'Kay I guess I'll bite
at least it's something to do
What is for dinner?

[o_sarchasm]

Hopefully something
We can sink our teeth into!
My jokes are awesome.

[boomtoday]

I should hit you for
that but I am using my
fingers to count this

[o_sarchasm]

Ha! I bet you are
I guess you don't have the gift
Do not feel too bad.

[putyourheartin]

Haiku are boring
Have you read the books that I
Lent to you before?

[o_sarchasm]

Winter turns to spring
And still I am not finished
Japanese is hard.

[putyourheartin]

But I thought it was
The same as your own language.
Your reading is poor.

[o_sarchasm]

Only some symbols
Definitely not all, but
I am still trying.

[letshilbertluv]

I do not see why/
We should adhere to haikus/
Efficiency down.

[o_sarchasm]

You disappoint me
You probably have lasers
Is haiku so hard?

[letshilbertluv]

My apologies
I have lasers and also, guns
Haiku is slower.

[o_sarchasm]

Shame on you, robot
Losing to a normal guy?
...Please don't laser me.

[oneknightstands]

Is this your hobby?
It seems like it could be slow
But I'll try it out.

[putyourheartin]

Kururugi-san
Hello, how are you doing?
Do you like poems?

[oneknightstands]

I'm doing well, and
Yes, although I can't say that
I'm that good at it.

[putyourheartin]

Haiku are easy
To compose, but a profound
One is hard to find.

[anddoubleclick]

If you are that bored,
I could lend you some manga
while it is snowing.

[o_sarchasm]

Is manga a food
'cause if it's not, color me
Disinterested

[anddoubleclick]

You could eat it but
I don't think that would be a
very good idea.