[MOSTLY addressed to the audience, but--!]

[minormajor]

Hey, this is the gift-giving season, right? I know Big Sis has got that Santa Secret thing, and that crazy woman in the fishnets said I was naughty because I didn't know who the fat man was. BUT THIS IS UNIMPORTANT

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[therikkster]

Uhwah~ Ryoutou so generous!

[minormajor]

Eheh! Just doing what an officer of Go should, right?

[therikkster]

I don't need anything~! But have a very merry -insert holiday here-~

[minormajor]

Haha you commented, so you're getting something anyway.

[anddoubleclick]

[this voice sounds strangely familiar]

What kind of stuff do you think they're gonna ask for?

[minormajor]

[WHY DO I ALWAYS HERE AN ECHO IN HERE :/]

--I dunno. I guess anything I can give 'em over the internets. Recipes or funny pictures or a "HEY HAPPY PRESENT DAY" or something.

[anddoubleclick]

Oh, do you cook?

[minormajor]

Yeah. Tou and I both cook.

[kanonappleping]

♪ That's a nice thought~

[minormajor]

Hahaha, thanks! It's something to do, y'know...

[kanonappleping]

Have you gotten any requests? ♫

[minormajor]

I didn't get any specific requests, so they're getting whatever I feel like.

[blooscrnofdeath]

GIMME SOMETHING!

[minormajor]

YEAH LIKE WHAT

[blooscrnofdeath]

A ROCKET-POWERED SUPER DUPER FLYING SPACESHIP CAR! Or a flamethrower!

[minormajor]

Yeah, and what would you like for your THIRD birthday?

[rinkhals]

On the fiiiiirst day of [INSERT HOLIDAY OF CHOICE HERE]~
Ryoutou gave to meeeeee~

[minormajor]

[Continuing the song!]

Do you got~ some-thing in mind or what~~~~?

[rinkhals]

How about a picture of Gongji in an embarrassing situation?

[minormajor]

AUDIENCE, YOU SPEAK MY LANGUAGE.